Now that's what you call a rock solid team!
If there’s one club with all the luck in the world, its Manchester United. If there’s one club with all the refs, etc (ie FA, Uefa) on its side, its Manchester United. If there’s one club all Gooners love to hate, its Manchester United. Here are few jokes compiled from all over the internet, hope you like’em!
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Q. What is the difference between Manchester United and a triangle?
A. A triangle has three points.
Q. What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What’s the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson’s after-match interview and childbirth?
A. One’s an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one’s just having a baby.
Q. What has ten arms and a IQ of four?
A. Man United’s subs’ bench.
Q. What do you have when 100 Manchester United Fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Manchester United Fan.You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the United Fan. Twice.
Q. How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seven, one to change it, five to moan about it and Ferguson to say if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would have never gone out!
Q. What do you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A. A dope carrier!
Q. Did you hear about the Man United fan who studied 2 weeks for his urine test?
Alex Ferguson finally spoke to the press and has put the defeat against Liverpool down to injuries and suspensions of several key first team players. The Scot said, “it was always going to be difficult coming to Anfield without Ferdinand, Vidic, Valencia and Howard Webb”.
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June 13, 2011 at 4:09 pm
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