11Gunners continues in its endeavour to provide all you Gooners with the perfect build-up to the ‘North London Derby‘ this weekend..
# “I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said, so I bought her a Tottenham shirt!”
# “I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make ‘Tottenham Hotspur Football Club’. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.!”
# Contrary to what you may think, Spurs are the strongest team in the league at the moment. Sure, aren’t they holding everyone else up!?
# Is it just me or are Spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone’s at it!
# All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure!
# Tottenham are on the Internet and they’ve got a new Website. It’s called the ‘Trophy Cabinet’!
# Haringey Council have refused Tottenham Hotspur a new stadium on Northumberland Park, they said, ” Its ok to have a funfair once a year, but a circus every 2 weeks was taking the piss!”
# The police caught a burglar coming out of White hart lane and they asked him if had stolen any cups? The burglar replied ‘no, I never got into the kitchen!’
# NEWS JUST IN: Posh n Becks have reportedly just bought THFC for £300 million pounds for their son Brooklyn for his birthday present. Apparently, he asked for a cowboy outfit!
# After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, “No way, I ain’t that special”!
And this one is the clincher:
# Richard Branson has been asked to sponsor Spurs, but he declined saying, ” I could’nt have VIRGIN on the shirts of a team that gets fu#ked every week!”